Accounting Humour

This month we collected some funny interview stories. Frozen “I had a video interview for a very large company. The computer would ask a question and record your answer to send to management. You had 30 seconds, no more no less, to answer the question. For one question, I ran out of things to talk […]

A young accountant intern, fresh out of an LLB from Maties, is interviewed by the owner of a small business. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” says the man. “But mainly I’m looking for someone to do my worrying for me. I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry

A group of programmers came together during one of their four daily one-hour tea breaks, and were debating whether computers should be assigned male or female genders. None of them could decide what gender a computer should be. A consultant walked past on his first 3 minute break of the day, and overheard their argument.

Searching for an Accountant A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire an accountant a short while ago?” The business owner replies, “That’s the accountant I’ve been searching for.” Accountants vs Bank Robbers Two accountants are in a bank when armed robbers burst in.

Here are five humorous lessons in life. Lesson One A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin.

  A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire an accountant a short while ago?” The business owner replies, “That’s the accountant I’ve been searching for.” Audit Jokes Joke: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many